Words Of Others IV
☆ January 1, 2013
My latest favorites from Twitter, since I’ve been pretty stingy with my own words around here lately ~ they’re all going to the book, that’s just the way it goes…….
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
{previous installments here, here, and here}
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January 1st, 2013 @ 12:58 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Those are my words to everyone today…. Stay warm!
January 1st, 2013 @ 5:45 pm
Good collection, Shreve. Happy New Year to you and yours. :)
January 1st, 2013 @ 7:15 pm
that was fun, thanks.
January 2nd, 2013 @ 10:19 am
I love it! Thanks for sharing. Have a great new year Shreve.
January 2nd, 2013 @ 11:48 am
great words of wisdom for all of us!!
thanks for sharing
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
January 4th, 2013 @ 10:39 am
Happy New Year Shreve! We don’t mind your “word stinginess”, in light of the fact that your words are going to your book. Can’t wait………….
January 4th, 2013 @ 3:29 pm
A government agent stopped at a ranch, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…”, and pointed out the location.
The police officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the government with me !” Reaching into his pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear??
The rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull was gaining on the officer it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…..
“Your badge, show him your BADGE…….. !
January 7th, 2013 @ 3:25 pm
The oldest joke in the world is:
2 guys standing on a bridge over a stream taking a pee, they size each other up. The first one says “Damn that water is cold” and shivered.
The other one looks at him and “Deep too”.
Winston Churchill after the WW2 and back in Parliament was in the restroom. The Labour party whip was already there at a urinal. Churchill walked 3 stalls over and took his pee. The labour Party leader asked him “Feeling a bit stand offish”? ” Not really, just when you lads see something big you try to nationalize it”.